Barely Disfigured

In the heart of Brooklyn, where the echoes of the past still linger in dimly lit corners, lies Barely Disfigured—a bar that invites you to indulge in a sensory experience reminiscent of a bygone era. Once a massage parlor, this establishment has transformed into an urban oasis, adorned with bordello-inspired decor that whispers tales of intimacy and allure. Each craft cocktail is a masterpiece, intricately designed to tantalize your taste buds while the ambient music, often steeped in modern French rap, envelopes you in an atmosphere both chic and inviting. The bartenders here are not just mixologists; they are artists who elevate your evening with impeccable service and creative concoctions like the George Washington’s Night Out. Patrons rave about the unique drinks and the cozy back parlor room—perfect for whispered conversations and stolen glances. While food options may be limited, the veggie charcuterie board and hummus pair beautifully with any cocktail. For those seeking an escape from the ordinary, Barely Disfigured is not just a bar; it's a destination where history, art, and flavor collide in Brooklyn's vibrant tapestry.